i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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