If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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