He asked to "fluff my boner.."
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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