It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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