well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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