In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
