im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
