They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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