Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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