Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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