How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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