I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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