I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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