All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Are my feet made of real feet?
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
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he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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