I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Your tits are I can't wait for
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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