The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
People with herpes should wear stickers.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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