He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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