I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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