I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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