i just wanna soil my oats bro
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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