I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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