**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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