I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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