one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Man, jail baloney is awful.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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