I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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