Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
