Do vagina's smell?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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