No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
i need some magic done to my vagina
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