it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you inspire me to be a worse person
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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