No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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