i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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