google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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