Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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