Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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