You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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