i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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