I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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