Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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