...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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