Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
