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• (586): View more from Michigan

  You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.

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  You're ridiculous

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  Your hot

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  whats a polygalesbian?

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  lesbian polygamists..duh.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.

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• (585): View more from New York

  you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."

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• (619): View more from California

  He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks

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