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(614): View more from Ohio

Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination

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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Old men and throwing up are my life now.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?

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(440): View more from Ohio

But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work

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(386): View more from Florida

its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?

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(206): View more from Washington

the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass

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