There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.