its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This is classic penis vs brain.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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