Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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Brb crying the tears of my youth
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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