I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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