lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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