I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
