I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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