sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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