dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
