i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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