U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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