Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Randomize
