Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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