someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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