She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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