bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize