i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She said her name was "party"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
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If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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