Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
